[Stephynnie]

You like that Val'anyr, don't you?  It's pretty cool, what, with it being LEGENDARY and all.

You know what's even cooler?  Raiding 40-man Naxxramas two years ago, giving all the Atiesh shards to a priest, only to have her reroll a Draenei for the sweet racials in TBC without completing the Atiesh, THAT'S EVEN COOLER.

You know who did that?  OUR BELOVED PRIESTESS OF THE MOON, ALASSANDRA.  Yes, that Alassandra, the one with the Val'anyr.

No, no, it's cool Alassandra, no one was upset you collected all the shards and didn't complete the staff.  It's totally fine, we didn't want that pesky portal to Karazhan.  It would have been useless in a few months' time anyway.  And fuck clearing AQ40 again just for a staff.  Naw, everyone's glad you rerolled that Draenei.

Oh, but wait, you went back to Alassandra in WotLK, didn't you?  WHERE ARE THE SHARDS NOW!?!?  I mean, we're just wondering, we're not upset or anything.

Nope.

Not one bit.

Bitch.

JK I LOVE YOU VIKKI!  CONGRATS ON YOUR SHINY NEW MACE THAT NO ONE ELSE ON THE SERVER HAS BECAUSE JC IS TEH BEST EVER!

In other news, JC is still recruting non-retarded players (we know, it's asking a lot when our Priestess of the Moo.... err Moon, sat on the Atiesh shards) of the following variety:

Holy Paladin
Range DPS ( any classes )

In case you're wondering we've accomplished other achievements along the way, being the lazy bastard i am i didn't bother to update it.

FL + 4 Joke fight if you can get +3 before the nerf.

Oh we got this loot pinata as well, for the guilds out there that haven't him yet, i'll reveal our guild strat below.  It's pretty simple if you can follow it - you can thank me later for the free loots.

Well that's it for now, we'll continue to provide you guys an update as we progress.

To ensure that this post gets some type of feedback unlike my previous post.  Koryk and Porom are both faggots.

[Stephynnie]

So after picking up some decent apps we got right back on track and decided to knock out a few hardmodes.  Hodir went down quick once everybody realized not to get caught in the flash freeze and not to let biting cold stack.  Marvel however likes to reset his debuff by moving around instead of jumping GG noob.

We had given Thorim a few attempts about 2 weeks ago, nothing serious just to see if we can force Sif to enter the room.  After realizing the chaos that she added into the encounter we just scrapped that and did something else instead.  However this week we went back in and destroyed the encounter.  It's amazing how easy the fight is with proper positioning.

Finally, to wrap up the week we tried Steelbreaker last for Iron Council.  The results? Well see for yourself.

Now we move on to the real hardmodes of the instance.  We'll keep you guys updated as we progress.

Recruitment is still opened for all classes.  Click here

[Kimie]

We're coming around to that time of every new content patch where raid forces start to divide upon whether or not hardmodes, wiping, or farming consumables are worth it or not.

We think they are.

If your guild is one of those who wants to just farm the EZmoades and you're looking for a little bit more, then we want to hear from you. If you've cleared previous raid content stretching back past WotLK, then we really want to hear from you. If you've only beaten Naxx 25, gotten all the BiS i213+, then fuck off. We don't want you, LFG is your home.


We have been a consistent raiding guild for over 4 years, starting way back with Molten Core. Our ascension came when we achieved top 25 US during AQ40 (and a world first druid loot!). We're always looking to beat what the game has to offer with pre-nerf clears of all TBC content such as Gruul, Black Temple and Sunwell. And if nerd points are your thing, there are always groups outside of raiding to get those.

As it's the new endgame, we're aiming at the hard modes as standard for all WotLK raids.


Click here for further details. Your insatiable appetite for epix NEEDS you!

[Kimie]

Been a bit slack with the news posts of late, so here's the last minute procrastination post. Despite some extra raiding effort, Blizzard saw to it that we'd put in the same amount of hours into raiding that we normally do. So that's 5 hours this week. We're so casual, it hurts. But we do make great use of our time, as you can see above.

See the video here: http://files.filefront.com/Yoggwmv/;13677775;/fileinfo.html

There was some confusion as to the boss name from our RL, with the rallying cry "everyone turn around and KILL C'THUN!!!!111oneoneeleventy" but we all understand the Engrish. It does have some similarities to C'Thun, not just from a visual standpoint, all in all a fun fight.

Onto teh hardmoadz.

Oh, and grats fags on loots.

Recruitment needs has been updated as of 4/29.  Please feel free to apply @ http://apply.justcrusade.org/

[Celajuice]

Gawd Blizzard, either we rule or... okay we rule, and we have no lives apparently.

Starting with the realm first level 80, first level 80 paladin, and first level 80 draenei, Cowdein the Lifeless ushered in the first of our many server firsts... we occasionally just take up a collection to have pizza delivered and shoved under his door. For all the haters out there, here's a pro tip for free: YOU SUCK.

In less than two weeks, we've killed Kel'Thuzad, Sartharion, Malygos and Archavon--all server firsts, lawl. And we aren't just talking about 10-mans, although we've done those too. Clearly we are living proof of what's possible when you live in mom and dad's basement and forget to shower or sleep. Clearly.

From our racially rerolling priests, to our army of death knights, we are in ur server stealing ur server firsts. Honestly, it's getting lonely at the top.

Meanwhile, we'll be shining up our go-karts and stocking up on bananas and turtle shells for WotLK endgame. I bet you wish you knew what we were talking about.

WotLK Tier 7 content cleared: November 24, 2008